Confusion

I was asleep on my human's feet, on his my bed, when I woke up and decided I wanted attention.

I walked up to my human's face, stuck my nose in it, then gave him a catty headbutt.

I think my fur got up his nose, because he woke up and did a human-choo right in my face.
This confused me, so I did a catty-choo in his face.

He made a look like he didn't understand what was going on, and said 'Clive? What?'

I didn't understand what had happened either, so I went back down to the other end of the bed and curled up on his feet again.