Sunday, 29 April 2018

New humans

When I lived with my human in a different place, I had other humans I visited.
I carefully selected them.
They had food and gave me chin tickles, and kept saying 'so cute'.
I knew I could go and see them, and they'd let me in if I kept meowing at the door.

When we moved to a new area, I missed those other humans. I knew I'd have to find new humans, to get more foods and attention.

I has now found three new humans I can visit: next door, over the road, and five houses to the left (also over the road).

I thought my human didn't know.
Then he came back last week, got out of his vroom, and saw me sitting at the door of the human who's five houses to the left - meowing.

A human came out of the house, and my human said 'is that your cat?'
The human said 'no'.
My human shouted 'Clive!', and I turned my head and meowed at him. Then I ran towards him, as I knew that him being home meant that I would now get foods and lots of attention.

My human said 'sorry' to the other human, told her my name is Clive, and said that 'he gets fed all the time - don't let him fool you'.
The other human smiled, and my human called me a 'naughty cat'.

The other human has given
away my plans.

Sunday, 22 April 2018

Lots of snacks!

My human got the big choppy thing out today - the thing that cuts the grass to bits.

This means the grass is shorter.

This means I can see all of the little snacks - the ones that have been hiding from me.

I ate four tasty spiders, two crunchy beetles, and a tangy grasshopper.

They were much easier to find, because of my human's hard work.

Thanks human.

Saturday, 21 April 2018

Staying out

There has been a warms outside for quite a few days and nights.
This means there's more to do and see.
There are more of my catty friends roaming around at night.
There are catty enemies to defend my territory against.
There are more meeces, and other small things, to chase.
There are moths and spiders to eat - tasty snacks.
It's warm enough to sit on fences and look up at the moon.

I've been seeing my humans less, and I don't curl up on their bed as much at night... but I like the excitement of the night when it's warm.

Sunday, 15 April 2018

Human makes food

The female human was making food before - in the food room.
She was making something that smelt amazing.

I sat by her foot, looking up, and meowed.

She moved to the other side of the food room.
I followed her, sat by her foot, looked up, and meowed.

She was smooshing something with her hands. I hoped a bit would fall down.
I walked round to her other foot, looked up, and meowed.

She moved to the other side of the food room.
I followed her, sat by her foot, looked up, and meowed.

She said  'stop it, Clive'.
I didn't understand, so I carried on staring at her, and meowed.

Then I had to have a nap, because my neck hurt from looking up for so long.

Saturday, 14 April 2018

Outside warms

For the first time in a while, I went outside to seek warms.

I went into my territory, sniffed the bushes, then went into the middle of the grass.
I lay down, rolled around a bit, then stayed on my back - with my belly up.

It was really nice.
My fluffy belly got all warm.

I stayed outside for a long time.

Sunday, 8 April 2018

Ginger cat

There's a new cat near my territory. It's in the house over the road.
It was sitting by their window, while I sat at my window.

I stared at it.
It stared at me.

I stared at it.
It stared at me.

I stared at it.
It stared at me.

I stared at it.
It stared at me.

I stared at it.
It stared at me.

It blinked.
I blinked.

I laid down and had a nap.

Saturday, 7 April 2018

Round and squishy

These weird, round, squishy things have been tied to one of the chairs I nap on.
They've been there for quite a long time.

I'm curious about them.
I want to sniff them.
I want to paw them.
I want to claw them.

But whenever my human sees me putting my paws to them, he says 'no, Clive - you'll get a fright'.
Then he moves me onto another chair.

I still don't know what they are.
I want to claw them, to see what happens.

Sunday, 1 April 2018

Face smooshes

At night, I like to jump onto the humans' bed, walk up to one of them, sit on their chest, look down at their face, and get lots of attention.

I like to get ear scritches, chin tickles, nose boops, rubs to the side of my head - but the thing I like best is... face smooshes.
This is when one of the humans puts their hands either side of my face and rubs my cheeks, smooshes my face, and rubs my ears... all at once. I like this.

I like face smooshes when I want them.

What I don't like is when I'm having a nap and one of the humans comes along and gives me an unexpected face smoosh...or if I meow for food and they bend down and give me a face smoosh.
Unexpected face smooshes make me do catty headshakes.
Unexpected face smooshes confuse me.