He'll make weird, high pitch noises at me, which is okay... but then he'll lift me up off the floor.
He'll put his arms around me, give me a squeeze, then make 'Mwah! Mwah!' noises on my head ... then put me down on the floor.
When he does this, I has a confused, so I stare up at him and meow - to let him know he's an idiot.
Then I have to do a catty headshake, to get rid of the confusion, and I have to lick myself to get rid of the human smell.