Tuesday, 30 May 2017

Face smell

I was sleeping next to my human's feet, when I woke up.
I decided to see what was going on at the other end of my human.

I walked up to his face.
I sniffed it. It didn't smell catty enough.

I rubbed my face on his face.
It still didn't smell catty enough.

I rubbed my face on both sides of his face.
He opened his eyes and looked confused.

He still didn't smell catty enough, so I rubbed my face
on his face three more times.

He said 'Clive, what are you doing...'

I rubbed my face on his face two more times.

He said 'my alarm's not even gone off yet'

I rubbed my face on his face again.
He smelt catty enough.

I went back down to his feet and had a nap.

Sunday, 28 May 2017

Skinny spiders

I has been looking for small snacks, and I keep seeing that the skinny spiders are back.

I don't know what to do with the skinny spiders.
They break too easily, so I can't play with them.
Their bodies are too small to be worth eating.
Their legs are too thin to be crunchy.

I don't understand the skinny spiders.
I want big, fat, tasty spiders.

Friday, 26 May 2017

Shiny chair

I has a hot.

I tried to sleep under a bush.

I tried to sleep behind a plant plot.

I tried to sleep next to a tree.

I tried to sleep under a table.

Still too hot.

I came inside and walked towards my human's shiny chair.
I jumped up onto the shiny chair. It was nice and cool.
I curled up and had a nap on the shiny chair. I wasn't hot.
I like this chair.

Tuesday, 23 May 2017


I was outside, sitting in a plant pot.

I watched an ant.

It crawled onto my paw.

It crawled up my leg.

It crawled to the top of my leg.

It crawled back down.

It paused on my paw.

I ate it.

It tasted horrible.

Sunday, 21 May 2017

Viewing point

The humans in the house next to my human's one have a new wooden thing in their garden.
It goes quite high.
I has found a way to get on top of it.

I like being on top of it.
I can see across all of my territory.
I sat on the wooden thing and stared.
I saw another cat. It ran away.
I saw a blackbird. It flew off.

I licked my paws, then had a nap on top of the wooden thing.
I opened my eyes a few times to check on my territory.

Friday, 19 May 2017

New scratch pad

My human has brought me a gift.
This will repay all the meeces I've offered him.

I went to meow at one of the doors, to be let out,
and he's put a strange, brown thing on the floor by it.

I walked on the strange brown thing. It's scrunchy and rough.
It says 'Welcome' on it.
I dug a claw into it. It felt good.
I dug all of my claws into it. It felt really good.
I clawed and clawed at it. Mmmm.

I think it's my new favourite scratching thing.

Thanks human.

Tuesday, 16 May 2017

A bee

I saw a bee today.

I was sat outside, staring at a plant pot, when I heard a buzzing and the bee flew over my head.
I watched it.

It flew back over my head in the other direction.

I watched it.

It flew in front of me.
I watched it.

It flew round me.
I watched it.

It flew over my head again.
I watched it.

I got bored.
I licked my tail.

Sunday, 14 May 2017


It has been a warm day.
I've been napping outside.

I was really enjoying a nap, on a chair, when I felt something
plink on my fur.

I tried to ignore it.

Then there was a plink plink on my ear.

I was comfy. I didn't want to move.

Then there was a plink on my nose.

I had to do a catty headshake.

Then lots of plinks started coming down all around me, also hitting my fur.

I was annoyed.

I got up and went inside to finish my nap.

Saturday, 13 May 2017

Human reminder

Sometimes I wash myself, get a bit sleepy while I'm doing it,
and have to stop.
And sometimes I'm so sleepy that I forget to put my tongue back in my mouth.

If I'm with my human, he helps me with this.
He'll put a finger out and prod my tongue.
This reminds me that my tongue is sticking out, so I pull it back into my mouth.

My human has his uses.

Monday, 8 May 2017


I was all cosy on my human's bed when he went out this morning, so I napped while lying on my side.

Then I turned onto the other side and had a nap.

After a while I lay on my back and napped.

I wasn't comfy, so I rolled onto my front and kept napping.

I jumped down from the bed and ate some biscuits.

Then I came back to the bed and lay on my side for another nap.

My human came home, so I meowed at him to feed me.
He fed me.

It's been a hard day.

Saturday, 6 May 2017

Round and round

There is a loud whirring thing that lives behind a door.
I often see my human put things inside it, then close it, then close the door that it lives behind.

Today he forgot to close the door.

I walked over and sat next to the whirring thing.
I watched it.
It had lots of colourful things in it, and it was spinning slowly.

I kept watching it - keeping my eyes on the spinning.

Then it started spinning really fast, which made me jump.
I tried to keep my eyes on it, but it was really hard watching each spin.
I had to move my head round and round, really fast.
I had a dizzy.

I had to stop watching the whirring thing, and go and lie down.

Wednesday, 3 May 2017

Crinkly thing

My human was eating something, but had to take a crinkly thing off it first so he could eat it.

He dropped the crinkly thing and it fell to the floor.

I sniffed it, to see if my human was eating something nice, but it didn't smell like food I wanted.

I pawed the crinkly thing. It made a funny sound.
I liked it, so I pawed it again... and again... and again.

I batted it across the floor, then chased it.
I batted it in the other direction, then chased it.
I batted it back again, then chased it.

I like the crinkly thing.

Monday, 1 May 2017

Double attention

I've had a treat over the last few days.
I've had two humans around nearly all the time - my human, and a female human that he spends a lot of time with.

Two humans means double the attention for me.
I can lie on a bed or a soft chair, or sleep on top of the humans, and get ...

double ear-scritches

double chin-tickles

double belly-rubs

double back-scratches

double head-pats

I has a happy.
I has a double happy.