Need to get in!

I had a nap in a bed in a different room to my humans.

When I woke up, I wanted to see them.

It was dark.
I went to their sleep room, but the door was closed.

I had a sad.

I wanted to see my humans.

I scratched at the door.
No answer.

I scratched and scratched and scratched at the door.
No answer.

I scratched at the door and meowed.
No answer.

I meowed and meowed and meowed at the door.
I sung the song of my ancestors.

The door finally opened, and my human said 'fuck's sake, Clive'.

I meowed my disapproval at the amount of time it took him to open the door.
Then I jumped onto the bed and slept on his face.