Dangly bits

My human was sitting down.
He was wearing something that looked warm.
It had dangly bits on it.

The dangly bits reminded me of meeces tails.

I sat next to my human.
I reached up and pawed the dangly bits.

My human said 'stop it, Clive'.

I sat down again.

I reached up and clawed the dangly bits.

My human shouted 'Clive!'

I sat down again.
I blinked at him.

I reached up and pawed the dangly bits.

I yawned.