Re-furring

I like to have naps in lots of different places - beds, chairs, cushions, and piles of clothes that my human has left lying around.

I like leaving my fur on these things, as it claims them as mine.
Everything in a house is mine.

But I've noticed my human doing something.
When I'm napping on a bed, or on some clothes, he comes over to me with a strange roller thing in his hand, then rolls it all around where I'm laying. It gets lots of my fur on it.

I don't like this.
Why would my human take my beautiful fur off things?

I wait until my human has left the room, then change my position to nap where he's just put the roller. This means I can re-fur things and own them again.

Stupid human.