Shredding

I have noticed that my human reads these things called 'newspapers', and he often brings them home.

I like it when he does this. They're my favourite thing to shred with my claws.

Sometimes I shred them because I'm bored, sometimes I do it for attention, sometimes I do it to wake my human up, if he won't feed me.

I have decided that, of all the newspapers, my favourite one to shred is 'The Metro' - the paper is thin, I like the colours, and it shreds really easily.