Sunday 8 July 2018

Ham. No.

My human tried to offer me some ham earlier.
I didn't want it.

He dangled it in front of me.
I moved away.

He dropped it in front of me.
I walked away.

He said 'What's wrong with you? It's ham!'

He doesn't understand.
It's too hot to eat.
Eating means chewing.
Chewing means moving my mouth up and down.
Moving my mouth up and down means using up energy.

I went outside and flomped on the grass.

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