Thursday 29 June 2017

Get off

Sometimes I'm walking along, indoors, and my human will come up to me.

He'll make weird, high pitch noises at me, which is okay... but then he'll lift me up off the floor.

He'll put his arms around me, give me a squeeze, then make 'Mwah! Mwah!' noises on my head ... then put me down on the floor.

When he does this, I has a confused, so I stare up at him and meow - to let him know he's an idiot.

Then I have to do a catty headshake, to get rid of the confusion, and I have to lick myself to get rid of the human smell.

Idiot human.

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