Monday 11 May 2015

Too humany

I don't like it when this happens: my human came home yesterday, and he smelt too human.

Not only did he smell of normal humanness, he also had other scents on him; other cats, a bit of dog, some food (but he didn't have food with him - I checked), grass and mud.

The only way round this was to make him smell of cattyness again. This involves lots of bunting, and rubbing my catty face all over his human face, as well as his arms and legs.

It took quite a while to make my human smell normal again, but I managed it.

I hope he doesn't go out and come back smelling as human as that - catty smell is much better.

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