Tuesday 30 May 2017

Face smell

I was sleeping next to my human's feet, when I woke up.
I decided to see what was going on at the other end of my human.

I walked up to his face.
I sniffed it. It didn't smell catty enough.

I rubbed my face on his face.
It still didn't smell catty enough.

I rubbed my face on both sides of his face.
He opened his eyes and looked confused.

He still didn't smell catty enough, so I rubbed my face
on his face three more times.

He said 'Clive, what are you doing...'

I rubbed my face on his face two more times.

He said 'my alarm's not even gone off yet'

I rubbed my face on his face again.
He smelt catty enough.

I went back down to his feet and had a nap.



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