Dog?

I have catty suspicions.

My human came home yesterday, picked me up for a cuddle (he knows I hate this), and I smelt something strange... something disgusting... 

He smelt of dog!

My human has been with a dog, and possibly stroked it.

I jumped down from his arms, stared at him, then walked off.

He tried to scratch my ears, but - out of anger - I did not respond.

I'm so annoyed that I've decided to have a long nap.

Smelly...