I was sleeping

I was having a lovely nap, earlier.

I was in a really deep sleep.

All of a sudden, I felt something heavy on me, woke up quickly, and meowed.

My human was on the floor, saying; 'Fuck's sake, Clive'.

I was in the middle of the floor in the food room. This felt like a good place to nap.

Stupid human. He woke me up.