Too dry

I came in this morning, but it was still dark.
I'm not sure when it was, but I had a hungry.

I jumped onto my human's bed, walked up to his face, and stuck my nose in it until he opened his eyes.

He said 'What is it, Clive?'

I meowed at him to let him know I was hungry.

He made a huffing sound, then got up and walked to my food bowl.
I followed him with my tail in the air, making sure I rubbed against his legs.

He put lots of food in my bowl.
I sniffed it... cod in jelly.
I was happy.

My human went back to the bed and I started eating... then I had a problem... I ran out of jelly. I'd licked it all off. The food was now too dry.
I couldn't carry on eating. I was sad.

I walked back into the room where my human was, jumped onto the bed, walked up to his face, and pushed my nose into it.

He moaned, then turned over.

I meowed in his ear.
I meowed in his ear.
I meowed in his ear.

He said 'for fuck's sake', then got up and stomped towards my food bowl.
He put some more food in it.
I now had more jelly and could finish eating.

I was happy.

Big bird

I was watching a bird in the middle of my territory.
It was on the grass.

I was trying to work out if I could get it or if it was too big.

I couldn't tell if I could grab it with my paws.

I couldn't tell if I could get my mouth round it.

I couldn't tell if it would fly off before I got to it, or if it was too fat to move quickly.

I couldn't really be bothered to move.

I stared at it until it flew off.

Catty chat

I saw a cat in my territory today, but he wasn't trying to step into it.
I was on the grass and he was sitting on a fence.

We decided to be friendly.

He blinked at me.
I blinked at him.

We had a catty chat:

'Meow'

'Meow'

'Meow'

'Meow'

'Meow'

'Meow'

'Meow'

'Meow'

We learnt a lot about each other.

He jumped down from the fence.

I licked my bum for a bit.

Washing?

I has found a new place for sleeps.
I found it yesterday.

It was a big, white, hollow thing and it had lots of soft things in it.
All of the soft things smelt nice.

I curled up in it, for a nap.
It fell to one side, but all of the soft things were around me, so I carried on with my nap.

My human came over and said something about 'Clive' and 'that's my washing'.

I don't know what a 'washing' is, but I was very cosy, so I blinked at him and purred.

I like my new sleeping place.

Very itchy ear

I had an itch before.
It was behind my ear.
It was annoying me.

I stretched my back leg forward, and scratched, scratched, scratched behind my ear - scrunching up my face.

The itch came back.
I stretched my back leg forward, and scratched, scratched, scratched behind my ear.

The itch came back.

I did catty headshakes.
The itch came back.
I stretched my back leg forward, and scratched, scratched, scratched behind my ear.

My human came in just as I was finishing scratching. He also scratched behind my ear.

The itch came back.
I stretched my back leg forward, and scratched, scratched, scratched behind my ear.

The itch went.

Stupid itch.

House with warms

I got up from my nap this morning and felt a little cold.
I needed warms.
My human hadn't put the warm, metal things on.

I went to see my other humans, one house to the left.
I walked in, meowed, rubbed against the walls, and got a pat on the head.
I checked their warm, metal things... but they were cold.
I left these humans and wandered off.

I went to see my other humans, four houses to the right.
I meowed for attention and received an ear scritch.
I checked their warm, metal things... they were off.
I left these humans.

I went to see my other humans, over the road.
I meowed for attention and they gave me head pats and chin tickles. I rubbed against some chair legs.
I checked their warm, metal things... they were on! They were nice and warm.
I decided to stay with these humans for a bit. I had a nap.

Human-choos

I'm a bit worried about my human.

Just like I do catty-choos if something gets up my nose, or smells too strong, my human keeps doing human-choos.

He keeps doing human-choos during the night, then putting tissues to his face.
I tried to comfort him.
I went up to his face and purred. I gave him nose-nudges and headbutts. I think this helped.

His human-choos disturbed my naps, and I kept having to move position during the night, but I have decided to forgive him.

Poor human. A funny scent must have got up his nose.

That cat

I was out in my territory, sniffing the plants at the back, and the bottom of the trees.

I had a happy... then I saw a flash of white.
It was fur.

That black and white cat was back in my territory - the one I chased before, and swiped with my paw.

Why was it back?
Is it stupid?

I had an angry.

It stopped walking and stood still, swishing its tail.

I stared at it.

I hissed at it.

I puffed my tail out.

It looked down at the floor.

I stared at it.

I stared at it.

I stared at it.


It ran through a hole in the fence.

Stupid cat.

Hurty nostrils

I went outside to rub against things in my territory and sniff the air.

I rubbed against a plant pot.

I rubbed against a wall.

I rubbed against a tree.

Then I sat and sniffed.

No scent of meeces.

I sniffed again.

Something hit my nostrils - a horrible smell.
It was so strong that it made my whiskers go back, and I did a catty-choo.

It burned my nose.

I did catty headshakes.

I didn't like it.
It smelt of horse bums.

I couldn't sniff any more.

I did another catty-choo.

I went inside.

Horrible smell.

White lines

It was warm today.
I had lots of naps outside.
I napped behind my favourite bush - it was warm enough to do that.

I looked at the sky lots.
It was very blue. Completely clear.

I saw lots of those weird white lines going across it.
I always wonder what they are.
Are they giant claw scratches?
How would they get onto the sky?

The sky was too bright, so I napped again.

Little thing

I was outside, sniffing the air and blinking at the sun.

A whizzy thing flew by my head.
I followed it, round and round, with my eyes.

It kept flying round and round.
I kept watching it.
I had a dizzy.

It landed by my feets.
It was small and red, with black dots.

It started walking.
I watched it.

I had a confused.
I touched it with my paw.
It moved again.
I jumped back.

It flew off.
I watched it.

Weird little thing.

Running

I came in before and I had a hungry.
My human let me in through a door and I ran next to him, with my tail up, towards my food bowl.

We were nearly there, then he seemed to forget something and go back into the big room.
I went with him, running with my tail up.

Then he turned back towards where my food bowl was, so I ran next to him again, still with my tail up.

Then he made a 'tut' sound and turned back again, so I ran next to him - tail up.

Then he turned back towards where my food bowl was, so I ran next to him and he fed me.

Idiot human.

Small red bird

I was at the top of the big comfy chair today, looking out of the window.
I lay down, but didn't have sleeps.

I was watching my territory and I saw a small red bird fly across it.
I followed it with my eyes.

I watched it fly left.

I watched it fly right.

I watched it fly left again.

I watched it fly right again.


I watched it fly left again.

I watched it fly right again.

I meowed at it.

I watched it fly left again.

I watched it fly right again.

I watched it fly left again.

I watched it fly right again.


I had a nap.

Light

I like this time of year.
It is now getting light earlier.

This means I can jump down off my human's bed early,
go outside, and look across my territory.

I like to go out, walk to the middle of the grass, and sit. This is the best position to see everything from. Then I stare at things.

I sit.
I stare.

I like sitting and staring.