Too much moving

I like being around two humans, and getting equal amounts of fuss from them, but they can also be annoying.

I like to sleep on the bed with my human. He's warm and he has a fat, so he's nice and soft.
It also means I can easily demand food if I has a hungry.

When he's all wriggly, which wakes me up, I can usually move somewhere else.

But two humans means double the wriggling. Both my human and the female human wriggle lots during the night.
This means I keep waking up from my naps, and keep having to move to find my perfect napping position. This involves standing up and turning in a circle lots of times, before plonking down again. It's very tiring.

I wish they'd realise that it's more important for me to be comfy and get sleep.

Silly, wriggly humans.

backwards forwards

I has a confused.
My human is being really strange... more strange than usual.

I was having a nap on the big comfy chair, when he came into the room and started moving things around.
He disturbed me, so I looked at him and blinked.

He dragged a big, heavy, long thing to the middle of the room, then sat on it.

He pressed a button and this thing made a 'beeeeeep' noise.


Then he started moving backwards.
Then he started moving forwards.
Then he moved backwards.
Then he moved forwards.
Then he moved backwards.
Then he moved forwards.
Then he moved backwards.
Then he moved forwards.
Then he moved backwards.
Then he moved forwards.


I was watching him, but I found it confusing.
Then I got tired, so I closed my eyes.


Weird human.

Double fuss

I has a happy.
In the new house, my human still gives me lots of attention... but there is also a female human - one I've seen him with before - who gives me attention too.
I like this.

I can go up to either one of them and meow for an ear scritch, for my poo tray to be cleaned, or to get food.
Sometimes I get food from one of them, then get food from the other one. This is good.

But the best thing is that I can get double fuss from the two humans.
I've noticed that they sit together, on a big comfy chair, so if I curl up between them I get double ear scricthes, chin tickles, and head pats. This makes me purr lots.

I like this new place.

I has a happy.

Re-furring

I like to have naps in lots of different places - beds, chairs, cushions, and piles of clothes that my human has left lying around.

I like leaving my fur on these things, as it claims them as mine.
Everything in a house is mine.

But I've noticed my human doing something.
When I'm napping on a bed, or on some clothes, he comes over to me with a strange roller thing in his hand, then rolls it all around where I'm laying. It gets lots of my fur on it.

I don't like this.
Why would my human take my beautiful fur off things?

I wait until my human has left the room, then change my position to nap where he's just put the roller. This means I can re-fur things and own them again.

Stupid human.

Free

I came downstairs to get food, and my human was stood by the magic catty door.

I looked up at him.
I looked at the door.
I looked up at him.
I looked at the door.
I meowed at it.
I pawed it.

My human put his hand to it, pushed it inwards... and it opened.

I put my head by it, and sniffed.
I put my head in the hole... then pulled it away.
I put my head in a bit further... then pulled it away.

My human said 'Clive, don't be daft - it's a cat flap'


I put my head in, lifted a paw up and put it in, lifted my other paw and put it in... then squeezed through. My back legs got a bit stuck, but I was outside.
I was in my new territory.

Everything was different.
Everything was weird.

I had lots of sniffs.
Nothing smelt of me.

I found a small wall and it had a catty scent.
It was only the smell of a little cat though.

I walked slowly round the edges of the big bit of grass.

I could see new bushes. Some would be good for napping under.

There was a really big bush and it smelt of a bigger cat.
I didn't like this. I shook my tail and had a wee on it - now it would smell of me.

I stayed out and had lots of sniffs.

Then I got tired, as I'd used my catty senses so much, so I had a nap by a bush.

I has lots to explore.

Door for me?

There's been lots of noise in the new place today.
This has disturbed my naps.

I came downstairs to see why there was noise, and because I was hungry, and saw something strange in the door... but something I've seen before.

There was a magic catty door in it. A door just for me.

I've seen these when I've visited other humans, but my own human has never had one.

This must mean I can go outside and see my new territory.

I walked towards the magic catty door, but bumped my nose on it. It didn't open.

I looked up at my human and meowed.

He said 'not yet, Clive. Tomorrow'.

I meowed at him again.

I stared through the magic catty door - looking outside.

I left a big poo for my human and went for a nap.

Freeeedom!... nearly

I was sleeping upstairs earlier, when I heard my human's voice... and another human's voice... and I felt a breeze... which meant air was coming in from somewhere... from the outside...

I slowly crept downstairs, keeping low.

I got to the bottom of the stairs.
I could see my human. I could still hear the other human.
I could feel air and smell outside smells... the door was open!

I got closer to my human... and he saw me.
He said 'no, Clive' and put his foot in the way. I tried to go round it, but my human was too quick, and closed the door.

I think the other human was confused.

My human carried me to another room.

When I left that room, the other human had gone and the door was closed.
I pawed and pawed at the door, and meowed, but it was no good.

I was annoyed with my human.

I have since spent my time flapping at paper, clawing plastic bags, clawing the bed, and sitting on things that look like they'd be important to my human.