backwards forwards

I has a confused.
My human is being really strange... more strange than usual.

I was having a nap on the big comfy chair, when he came into the room and started moving things around.
He disturbed me, so I looked at him and blinked.

He dragged a big, heavy, long thing to the middle of the room, then sat on it.

He pressed a button and this thing made a 'beeeeeep' noise.


Then he started moving backwards.
Then he started moving forwards.
Then he moved backwards.
Then he moved forwards.
Then he moved backwards.
Then he moved forwards.
Then he moved backwards.
Then he moved forwards.
Then he moved backwards.
Then he moved forwards.


I was watching him, but I found it confusing.
Then I got tired, so I closed my eyes.


Weird human.