Bippy thing

I was staring out of the window, earlier - watching birds land on the small tree at the front of my house, and chattering at them.

Then I got bored and jumped onto the table. As I jumped, I landed on something and it made a 'bip' noise.

I was really confused by this, so I stood on it again and it made another 'bip' noise. I stood somewhere else on it and it also made a 'bip' noise.

I stood on it two more times, then it made a 'doo-doo-doo' noise and said 'the number you have dialled has not been recognised'.

I stood on it one more time, sniffed it, then got bored and went to look for catty biscuits.