Different levels

I has decided that I would like to be fed in a new way, but I'm struggling to get my humans to understand this.

I like to eat half a pack of food upstairs, outside the humans' sleeping room, then I like to go downstairs and eat half a pack in the humans' food room.

My humans have been slow to understand this. It has taken many meows, blinks, stares, and walks down the stairs.

They now know what to do, but they huff and puff a lot when they do it, and say 'oh Clive, for goodness sake'. They just need to learn a bit quicker.