Guarding paper things

I needed to have a nap in a spot where I could stretch out.
I found the perfect place: on my humans' table - across all of their paper things.

I know they need to get to these paper things, so napping across them gives me an advantage.
If they come over to get one of the paper things, I get maximum belly rubs.
If they try to take one of the paper things from underneath me, I swipe at them with my paw.

Either way, I get lots of attention if I nap on the paper things that my humans need, and I has a comfy.