Green stuff

My human brought some things home, in a bag.
These things smelt of food.
This is because they were food.

I followed my human around - looking up at him and meowing.

He took out a tub of something, and put it on the table.
It was green stuff.

I wanted to know what the green stuff was. Was it good food?

I meowed at my human, so that he'd give me some.
He didn't.

I meowed louder.

I jumped up on the table.
I wanted the green stuff.

I went over to the green stuff.
I sniffed it.
It was horrible.

I walked off.

Idiot human.