Squishy

I like sitting on humans and getting attention.

I really like walking on humans when they're on a bed - getting lots of fuss, ear scritches, and chin tickles, then curling up for a nap on them.

When I'm walking on humans and I'm really happy, I show this by pushing up and down on them with my paws.
I do this on their chests, as this is a soft bit.

I've noticed something strange though... female humans are nicer to push up and down on with my paws... they have squishier chests than male humans.
I don't know what the reason is, but this is why I prefer doing my up-and-down-paw happy dance on female humans.