Oooh, flappy

My human has changed something about the thing he puts to his ear and talks into.
It has this new black thing round it.
I pawed it and found that it flaps. It's a flappy thing.

My human had this next to him on the bed.
I flapped it with my paw.
I flapped it with my paw.
I flapped it with my paw.

My human said 'stop it, Clive'.

I looked at him.
I blinked.
I flapped the flappy thing with my paw.