Green thing

My human was eating something. I could tell, because he kept putting this thing to his mouth and biting it.
The thing was green.

I really wanted to know what it was.

I stared at my human.

I jumped onto a chair and headbutted his arm.

I meowed.

I pawed at the arm he was using to put the green thing to his mouth.

The green thing was nearly gone.

I meowed urgently at my human.

He said; 'it's a pickle, you won't like it'.

I stared at him and meowed loudly.

He put the green thing to my face and I licked it.

I wrinkled my nose up.
I pulled my whiskers back.
I moved backwards.
I did catty headshakes.

The green thing was horrible.
Stupid human.