Some days I fancy my soft food.
Some days I really fancy it with crunchy biscuits on top.
On days when I fancy biscuits, I won't eat my soft food without them.
I expect my human to know this.
This morning, he put out some salmon stuff in a jelly. I didn't want it on its own. I wanted biscuits on top.
I looked up at my human.
He looked down at me.
I looked up at my human.
He looked down at me.
I looked up at my human.
He looked down at me.
He said; 'What's wrong, Clive? Eat'.
I stared at him.
I blinked.
He pointed at the food.
I gave him a sad meow.
I stared at him.
He huffed, got the yellow packet, and poured some biscuits out of it onto the salmon stuff.
I went straight over to the bowl and started eating.
Good human.
Tuesday, 28 February 2017
Sunday, 26 February 2017
Sad looks
I still feel poorly.
I like to let my human know this, with sad, squeaky meows.
I also let him know by looking at him with a sad face.
When I look at him like this, he sometimes brings me chicken.
Today, it worked - he gave me chicken in my bowl. He even brought my bowl over to me.
When the chicken was finished, I gave my human another sad look.
He brought me more chicken.
After this chicken, another sad look got me more of it.
I don't like being poorly, but I like what my sad face does to my human.
Friday, 24 February 2017
Whooshy
Tuesday, 21 February 2017
Hurty eyes
My eyes are hurty.
I think they started being hurty yesterday.
I came in to see my human last night and wanted to blink at him, but it didn't feel nice.
My human looked at my face and said 'Poor Clive'.
He patted my head and gave me ear scritches. This made me happy, so I purred.
Then I tried to blink again, because I was happy, but I was reminded that my eyes are hurty.
My human tickled my chin and said something about 'vet'.
I think I need to see the catty doctor.
I has a sad.
I think they started being hurty yesterday.
I came in to see my human last night and wanted to blink at him, but it didn't feel nice.
My human looked at my face and said 'Poor Clive'.
He patted my head and gave me ear scritches. This made me happy, so I purred.
Then I tried to blink again, because I was happy, but I was reminded that my eyes are hurty.
My human tickled my chin and said something about 'vet'.
I think I need to see the catty doctor.
I has a sad.
Sunday, 19 February 2017
A message
I had not seen my human for a long time.
I has been with my other humans, over the road, but kept coming back to check on my usual human.
Then I came back at a time he's usually around.
He wasn't there.
I was sad.
I was angry.
I stood on his bed, turned around five times, and did a big poo in the middle of the bed.
This is my catty message to let him know I'm sad and angry.
I hope he understands my message and is there when I come back again.
I have now gone back to my other humans, to have a nap.
I has been with my other humans, over the road, but kept coming back to check on my usual human.
Then I came back at a time he's usually around.
He wasn't there.
I was sad.
I was angry.
I stood on his bed, turned around five times, and did a big poo in the middle of the bed.
This is my catty message to let him know I'm sad and angry.
I hope he understands my message and is there when I come back again.
I have now gone back to my other humans, to have a nap.
Saturday, 11 February 2017
On my nose
I don't like getting the white stuff on my paws. It makes them all icky and I have to shake them off.
I do like watching the white stuff though, as it's falling. It makes me feel calm.
I like watching each bit come down, then settle on the ground.
Sometimes I want to pounce on bits that fall, but mostly I like watching it.
I really like when I look up and a bit lands on my nose. It's cold and it tickles. Then it disappears.
I look up a few times, to catch more bits on my nose. It's fun.
Still no meeces around though.
Time for a nap.
Wednesday, 8 February 2017
Running
I woke up from a nap last night and felt the urge to run.
I jumped down from the bed.
I ran to the end of the room.
I ran back again.
I ran into the toilet room.
I ran back into the sleeping room.
I ran into the big room.
I ran into the food room.
I ran back into the big room.
I ran to the sleeping room.
I jumped onto the bed.
I went back to sleep, on my human's feet.
I jumped down from the bed.
I ran to the end of the room.
I ran back again.
I ran into the toilet room.
I ran back into the sleeping room.
I ran into the big room.
I ran into the food room.
I ran back into the big room.
I ran to the sleeping room.
I jumped onto the bed.
I went back to sleep, on my human's feet.
Monday, 6 February 2017
Crinkly thing
I came in when it was dark this morning.
I wanted to see my human.
I wanted food.
I wanted a nap.
As I was walking towards my human's bed, ready to jump up, my paws went onto something - something crinkly. It made a crinkly crunkly noise when I stood on it.
I liked the crinkly crunkly noise, and I liked how it felt under my paws.
The crinkly thing was orange and said 'Sainsbury's' on it.
I kept standing on it, padding my paws up and down.
My human said; 'Clive, what are you doing?'
I crinkled the crinkly crunkly thing a bit more.
My human said; 'It's four in the bloody morning'.
I crinkled it a little bit more.
Then I jumped on the bed and put my cold nose in my human's ear.
Happy.
I wanted to see my human.
I wanted food.
I wanted a nap.
As I was walking towards my human's bed, ready to jump up, my paws went onto something - something crinkly. It made a crinkly crunkly noise when I stood on it.
I liked the crinkly crunkly noise, and I liked how it felt under my paws.
The crinkly thing was orange and said 'Sainsbury's' on it.
I kept standing on it, padding my paws up and down.
My human said; 'Clive, what are you doing?'
I crinkled the crinkly crunkly thing a bit more.
My human said; 'It's four in the bloody morning'.
I crinkled it a little bit more.
Then I jumped on the bed and put my cold nose in my human's ear.
Happy.
Saturday, 4 February 2017
Funny smells
Wednesday, 1 February 2017
Green thing
My human was eating something. I could tell, because he kept putting this thing to his mouth and biting it.
The thing was green.
I really wanted to know what it was.
I stared at my human.
I jumped onto a chair and headbutted his arm.
I meowed.
I pawed at the arm he was using to put the green thing to his mouth.
The green thing was nearly gone.
I meowed urgently at my human.
He said; 'it's a pickle, you won't like it'.
I stared at him and meowed loudly.
He put the green thing to my face and I licked it.
I wrinkled my nose up.
I pulled my whiskers back.
I moved backwards.
I did catty headshakes.
The green thing was horrible.
Stupid human.
The thing was green.
I really wanted to know what it was.
I stared at my human.
I jumped onto a chair and headbutted his arm.
I meowed.
I pawed at the arm he was using to put the green thing to his mouth.
The green thing was nearly gone.
I meowed urgently at my human.
He said; 'it's a pickle, you won't like it'.
I stared at him and meowed loudly.
He put the green thing to my face and I licked it.
I wrinkled my nose up.
I pulled my whiskers back.
I moved backwards.
I did catty headshakes.
The green thing was horrible.
Stupid human.
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