Weird feather thing

My human has gone a bit funny.

I was sleeping and he came over to me with something in his hand.
This thing was long and shiny, and had feathery bits on the end.

I looked up at my human.
He waved the feathery thing at me.

He waved it by my nose and kept saying 'go on, Clive!'

I blinked at him.
I went back to napping.

I think my human thinks I'm a kitten.

Idiot.