Idiot human

I was having a lovely, deep, peaceful sleep last night.

I was dreaming about meeces, lying in the sun, and lumps of tuna.

My human started moving, which always annoys me... then he kicked me really hard in the bum!

I yowled and bit his foot.

He said 'ow!' and something about 'a horrible dream'.

I stared at him.
Idiot.