Shredding

I like paper things.
I like shredding them with my claws.
This is lucky as my human has lots of paper things.

This morning I found something that said 'HM Revenue & Customs' on it.
I pawed it, then shredded it with my claws.
My human shouted: 'Clive! Stop it!'

I looked at him and carried on shredding it. I was having fun.

He came over to me and took the paper from between my paws.
I had a sad.

I licked my paw for a bit... then I spotted something else made of paper. It said 'NatWest' on it.
I grabbed it, bit it, then shredded it. Such fun.

My human put his hand to his face and shook his head.

I wasn't sure what this meant, so I carried on shredding the paper.