Happy wind

I was sleeping on my little bed. I was so comfy. I was purring lots because of my happiness.

My human saw me, came over, and said: 'Cliiiiiiiiiiiive!'

He stroked my head, scratched my ears, tickled my chin, and rubbed my belly.

This made me even more happy. I blinked at him.

He stroked my side and rubbed my belly again, and I was so happy and relaxed that I released a little bit of catty wind.

My human kept stroking me, then suddenly stopped and said: 'Ugh! Clive! You dirty bastard!'
I'm not sure what this means.

He also said something about; 'It smells meaty'.

I blinked at him.