Sitting

My human has been quite relaxed for the last two weeks, and I've had lots of time for naps.

He seems quite active today though - keeps muttering something about 'new year'... 'first day'... 'emails'.

He's not on his bed, like he has been. He's at a table.

I have decided he needs me by his side.

He keeps looking at things, but they take his attention away from me, so I've decided to sit on them.

So far, I've sat on a newspaper, a calendar, a diary, a pen, and bits of paper with 'invoice' written on them.

I think this is useful. If I continue to sit on these things and look cute, my human strokes me, scratches my head, and says 'you're a pain in the arse'.
I'm not sure what this means, but I'm happy.