Happy Clive Day!

I've always considered myself to be wonderful, smooth, agile, intelligent, sleek, and modest.

So I'm happy that there is a day in honour of my supreme cattiness.

I have heard humans talking, and seen things on the internet... today is Black Cat Appreciation Day.

Today, my human shall feed me prawns, tickle my chin on demand, and allow me to sleep on his head without him moving about.

I expect to be fully appreciated, and showered with tuna and meeces.

Happy Clive day to all fellow Clives out there.