Face smell

I was sleeping next to my human's feet, when I woke up.
I decided to see what was going on at the other end of my human.

I walked up to his face.
I sniffed it. It didn't smell catty enough.

I rubbed my face on his face.
It still didn't smell catty enough.

I rubbed my face on both sides of his face.
He opened his eyes and looked confused.

He still didn't smell catty enough, so I rubbed my face
on his face three more times.

He said 'Clive, what are you doing...'

I rubbed my face on his face two more times.

He said 'my alarm's not even gone off yet'

I rubbed my face on his face again.
He smelt catty enough.

I went back down to his feet and had a nap.

Skinny spiders

I has been looking for small snacks, and I keep seeing that the skinny spiders are back.


I don't know what to do with the skinny spiders.
They break too easily, so I can't play with them.
Their bodies are too small to be worth eating.
Their legs are too thin to be crunchy.


I don't understand the skinny spiders.
I want big, fat, tasty spiders.

Shiny chair

I has a hot.

I tried to sleep under a bush.

I tried to sleep behind a plant plot.

I tried to sleep next to a tree.

I tried to sleep under a table.

Still too hot.

I came inside and walked towards my human's shiny chair.
I jumped up onto the shiny chair. It was nice and cool.
I curled up and had a nap on the shiny chair. I wasn't hot.
I like this chair.

Crawling

I was outside, sitting in a plant pot.

I watched an ant.

It crawled onto my paw.

It crawled up my leg.

It crawled to the top of my leg.

It crawled back down.

It paused on my paw.

I ate it.

It tasted horrible.

Viewing point

The humans in the house next to my human's one have a new wooden thing in their garden.
It goes quite high.
I has found a way to get on top of it.

I like being on top of it.
I can see across all of my territory.
I sat on the wooden thing and stared.
I saw another cat. It ran away.
I saw a blackbird. It flew off.

I licked my paws, then had a nap on top of the wooden thing.
I opened my eyes a few times to check on my territory.

New scratch pad

My human has brought me a gift.
This will repay all the meeces I've offered him.

I went to meow at one of the doors, to be let out,
and he's put a strange, brown thing on the floor by it.

I walked on the strange brown thing. It's scrunchy and rough.
It says 'Welcome' on it.
I dug a claw into it. It felt good.
I dug all of my claws into it. It felt really good.
I clawed and clawed at it. Mmmm.

I think it's my new favourite scratching thing.

Thanks human.

A bee

I saw a bee today.

I was sat outside, staring at a plant pot, when I heard a buzzing and the bee flew over my head.
I watched it.

It flew back over my head in the other direction.
I watched it.

It flew in front of me.
I watched it.

It flew round me.
I watched it.

It flew over my head again.
I watched it.

I got bored.
I licked my tail.