Paw flapping

I came in last night.
I had a hungry.
I needed food.

I meowed.

I looked around the floor and my human had very kindly left lots of things that I could flap with my paws, to get attention.

I flapped the pages of a book with my paw.

I flapped the pages of a pad with my paw.

I flapped some letters with my paw.

I flapped another book with my paw.

I flapped a pile of paper with my paw.


My human got up and said 'Alright! Al-bloody-right!', then walked very quickly and put a bowl of food out for me.

I was happy.

Fish hands

I went up to my human and sniffed him.

He smelt of human, but then I could smell something else... I could smell fish.

I sniffed his legs.

I sniffed his feets.

I sniffed his belly.

I sniffed his arms.

The smell of fish was getting stronger.

I sniffed his hands.
Fish!

I had a happy.
I licked one hand and it was nice.

I licked the other hand and it was also nice.

There was a small crinkly thing next to him that said 'Scampi Fries' on it.
I don't know what this means, but I licked that too.

White bits

I stood under a tree before.

I looked up at it.

Little white bits fell down onto my face.
I blinked.

More little white bits fell down on my face.
I did a catty-choo.

More little white bits fell down on my face.
I did a big catty-choo.

I stopped looking up at the tree.

This time of year is confusing.

Yellow things

I'm excited.
The yellow things are out.

I like sniffing the yellow things.

I like pouncing on the yellow things.

I like running through the yellow things.

I ran through some yellow things today.
A few of them fell over.

I has a happy.

A good spot

I came inside last night and felt the urgent need to clean my paws.

I meowed, jumped onto the bed where my human was, walked along his body, then decided to sit on his head.

His head was warm.
It was a good place to sit.

I decided that this was a good spot to clean my paws.

I started licking my paws while sitting on my human's head.
He opened his eyes and said; 'Clive - get off'.

I carried on licking my paws.

Restless

I came in last night, to see my human.
I sniffed his face, then curled up on his legs for a nap.

I woke up and decided that I needed to eat some biscuits.
I jumped back on the bed and curled up next to my human.

I needed a wee, so I got down from the bed and went outside.

I came back in, walked up and down my human for a bit,
then fell asleep near his head.

I woke up and felt like looking round my territory,
so I ran outside.

I came back in, meowed, and fell asleep next to my human.

I woke up and wondered whether there were any meeces outside yet. I went out, but couldn't find any.

I came back in, nose-nudged my human, then had a nap by his face.

It was a tiring night.

Hurty plant

I was outside, sniffing things in my territory.

I went to a new bit, where I'd never been before.

I stuck my nose into a plant... and it poked me.
It made my nose feel ouchy.

This made me sad.

I wasn't sure why it had happened, so I stuck my nose in the plant again. It poked me in the nose.

My nose was now hurty, and I had to do catty headshakes.

Evil plant.