Flumping

It was so hot today, that I had to deal with having 'the flumps'.

I flumped on the floor outside.

When that got too hot, I went over to a bush and flumped behind that.

This didn't work, so I walked over to an outside chair and flumped on that.

Then I came indoors and flumped on the cool floor tiles.

Finally, I went and flumped on a cushion on a big chair.

My human put a whirring thing next to me that blew cold air.
Thanks human.

It was a very flumpy day.

Wall

I walked over and sat by a wall earlier.
It looked different than it usually does.
The light was coming off it at a strange angle.
I didn't like this.

I sat by the wall, looked up, and stared at it.
I meowed my displeasure.
I meowed my displeasure.
I meowed my displeasure.

My human came over and said; 'Clive, why are you meowing at a wall?'

I blinked at him.

I turned back to the wall.
The light was still coming off it in a weird way.

I meowed at the wall.
I meowed at the wall.
I meowed at the wall.

My human sighed and walked away.

World gone wrong?

I woke up from a big nap and was very confused.

Everything was all wrong.

The bright lights were on the floor.
Pictures were the wrong way up.
I couldn't see the rug that's usually by my feet.

Then I realised... I was on my back.

Waking up happy

Sometimes I just wake up in the middle of the night and I'm happy.
This means I want attention, chin tickles, and head pats.

I curled up next to my human's head last night. I made sure I was within stroking and patting range.

I woke up after a bit and was really happy. I was purring and doing a little happy catty dance. I wanted attention.

I thought my human should know about my happiness.

I walked over to him and nose-nudged him in the face, then went round and nose-nudged the other side of his face.

He said 'eh', reached out, and patted my head.

This made me even happier.

I walked onto his back and padded my paws up and down, then headbutted his head.

I walked to his face and nose-nudged him again... and again... and again.

He stroked my ear and face.

I liked this.

I rolled onto my side, to show my belly, and made a 'brrr' noise.

My human rubbed my belly.

I fell asleep.

Thoughts

I wonder what my nose smells like?
I wonder what my cheeks smell like?

I know what they taste like: I can lick them both.
I just can’t sniff them.

This bothers me.

I may have to eat tuna and think about this.

Not enough

I came in to see my human last night.

I needed food.

I jumped onto his bed, walked up him, and put my nose in his ear.
He said 'eugh, Clive', and rolled over.

I sat by his head and purred until he said 'okay, okay', then he got up and walked to my food bowl.

He put some tuna in jelly in my bowl.

I ate it and purred, then realised I was still hungry.

My human had laid down again, so I jumped onto the bed, walked over him, and sat on his head.
He said 'Clive, get off', and pushed me.

I went to where his face was and gave him some light catty headbutts.

He made a huffing noise, got up again, and put some more food in my bowl.

I ate the food and purred.
I was still hungry.

I went back to my human. I pawed at his face, then found some paper to claw and shred.

He said 'for fuck's sake', then got up and put some more food in my bowl.

I ate the food and purred.
I was now full.

I jumped onto my human's bed and slept on his feet.

Chair?

I have seven chairs I usually sit on.
I went into the room near the outside door today, and the chair in there was gone.

Where had it gone?
There was a space where it usually was.

I went over to the space.
I sniffed around it.
I got dust up my nose and did a catty-choo.

I was confused.

I crouched down in the space for a bit.
I meowed at the wall.

I went to where one of my other chairs should be.
It was there.
I had a nap.