Hot

It's hot.

I think this is what humans call 'summer'.

They're lucky though. They don't have a permanent black fur coat.

I fell asleep and my little catty belly was boiling hot when I woke up.

I have gone to nap under a tree.

It's too hot to have black fur.

Too big

I was patrolling my territory, when a bird landed.... at least, I think it was a bird?

I was behind a plant pot, so could watch it.

I've never seen a bird like this before. It had wings, but it was huge, had really long legs, and its beak was massive.

I made a measurement of it - in my head - with my mouth, and realised I'd never get my little catty jaws round it.

I'd never be able to pounce on it. It was just too big.

I was still on high catty alert, but I couldn't do anything.

Then it flapped off.

I don't know what it was. Strange bird.

Decisions

I has had a holiday, staying with my other humans, over the road. It was fun.
They looked after me.

I decided to honour my usual human with my presence, this morning.  I came in through the window, and slept on his head until he couldn't breathe, so he had to get up to give me food.

I ate the food. It was chicken.

It was okay, but I think I prefer the chicken at my other human's home.

I may go back there later.

For now, I'll have a nap outside.

Yum!

It's a sunny day.

My human has been home all day.

He was sitting outside and eating something, then he went inside.

I had been napping behind a bush, so I went over to see what he was eating.

I sniffed it. It was very cold, but smelt yummy and was all creamy. It had a shiny thing next to it, which said 'Magnum'.

I licked this food. I licked it again. I was right - it was yummy.

I licked, and licked, and licked it... then my human came back and shouted 'Clive!!', so I ran off behind the bush.

I don't think he's very happy, but I am. Mmmmm, creamy, cold thing.

Horrible food

I was in my human's room.

I was bored.

He wasn't paying me much attention.

I found a packet of something.

I started chewing it, and managed to get it open.

Inside the pack were these weird, round things. They were brightly coloured. They looked and smelt like food, so I chewed one.

In the middle of this thing was something which tasted horrible. It made me stick my catty tongue out, again and again, to get rid of the taste. A puff of this stuff, which was white, went up my little catty nose, making me do catty-choos.

My human looked round and started laughing at me. I wasn't happy.

I had to do lots of catty headshakes and have a nap.

New human

I has found a new human.

It's a lady human.

She was with my own human, so I sniffed her and nose-nudged her.

She is much closer to the ground than my human, and she has a softer voice.
She let me walk and sleep on her. This is good.

She also responds to my purrs and gives me attention when I nudge her.

She gives good belly rubs and chin tickles.

She didn't seem to have any chicken with her though.

I think I like her more than my usual human.
I'm not entirely sure yet. I'll have to see what she's like when I next see her.

Comfy spot

I was bored, so I hid behind one of the big chairs in the main room.

It's dark and I'm well hidden.

I like it here.

I've heard my human call me, several times.

I've been here for many catty hours.

I think I'll just stay here all day - not sure why.