Too windy

I don't like it outside, today - the weather seems to be evil.

It's sunny, but even when I sit still, the wind blows all my fur back. I don't like this.

It also pushes my little catty whiskers back when I'm walking. I don't like this either.

It makes things fly into me; soggy leaves, bits of dirt, twigs. I'm the proud owner of a clean coat, so this doesn't please me.

The wind even made a leaf blow into one of my sensitive ears, making me do multiple catty head shakes. Not good.

I shall nap and whinge until the wind goes away.

Too late

I really wanted to go outside, just a few moments ago.

I meowed at my human, but he didn't pay attention.

I went to the door and meowed next to it.

Then I started clawing at the edge of the door.

After that, I pawed and pawed at the door, standing up on my back legs.

When my human didn't pay me any attention, I went over to his favourite soft chair and started scratching it. He shouted 'Clive!'

I wandered back over to the door again, pawed it, and meowed as loudly as I could.

My human said 'fuck's sake, Clive!'... then opened the door.


He was too late though. I'd decided that I didn't want to go outside after all, so I walked off in the opposite direction.

Silly human.

Dangling thing

I was having a nice, relaxing nap last night, when my human dragged something past me.

Suddenly, my sleepy catty eyes flew open: was that a mouse tail??

I had a quick swipe at this thing, but it got away from me.

My human swished it past me again. It was black and really thin. I bit it, and swiped again.

I don't know what it was, but I was now in full hunting mode.
My human swished it again, and I swiped it, bit it, caught it, and bunny kicked it.

I thought I finally had it, but my human pulled it away from me again.

At the end of its thin, black tail, it had a square thing with three long bits sticking out of it. It said 'Samsung' on it, but I'm not sure what that means.

What kind of animal is a Samsung, and why does my human tease me with it? Strange being...

I smell nice

I had some beef in jelly stuff, this morning. It was nice.

My human tried to fool me with some dried out food from yesterday. I'm not silly: I sniffed it and walked away.

Eventually, my human put out the fresh beef stuff, and I ate.

I enjoyed the food so much, that I thought it'd be good if I smelt of it too, so I washed myself.

I licked the beef smell all over my paws, my tail, and my front.

Now, whenever I smell myself I purr, and lots of catty friends have come up to me, to sniff me and rub noses.

Tomorrow, I hope to smell of chicken.

What to do...

It was boring indoors, so I went outside.

It was cold outside, so I came indoors.

There was nothing to chase, so I went outside.

There was nothing to chase, so I came indoors.

The air smelt funny, so I went outside.

It was too bright, so I came indoors.

A chair was in the wrong position, so I went outside.

There were too many sounds, so I came indoors.

I'm tired now. Nap time.

Nasty yellow things

I was watching a blackbird on a branch, before - hoping it'd fall off.

It didn't happen.

Underneath the tree were some green stalks with yellow flowers.

I wasn't hungry, but I did have a funny tummy and was frustrated by the blackbird, so I chewed some of the flowers.

I chewed and chewed... and realised they tasted awful.

I did a catty wretch... then another catty wretch ... then another catty wretch.

I won't be eating them again.

Squirrel

Squirrel!

Squirrel!

Squirrel!

Squirrel!

Squirrel!

Squirrel!

Squirrel!

Tall tree.

Bugger.