New thing to flap

My human isn't waking up as easily in this new house, and he's not leaving bits of paper next to his bed for me to flap with my paws.

This makes it really hard when I has a hungry in the night and I need food urgently.

I found a new thing to flap and claw at though. There's a silver thing by the door to my human's sleeping room, and I can flap at the soft floor there.
It makes a scratchy, ripping sound.

If I do this enough, my human says 'for fuck's sake, Clive', then comes down the stairs and puts food in my bowl.
Happy.

I don't think the female human likes me flapping at the soft floor though. She looked at it and said 'Clive, stop destroying the bloody carpet!'

I don't know what this means, so I blinked at her.

I like the new flappy thing.

My chair

I have claimed a chair, as I do in any new territory.
It is mine.

It is my preferred napping spot and my favourite place to wash myself.

I like this chair to be free whenever I walk into the room.
It is not for the humans to sit on.

Yesterday, I walked into the room and my human was on my chair.
I meowed at him. He stayed on the chair.
I jumped up on the chair, walked all over him, and meowed.
He stayed on the chair.
I turned around a few times, then fell asleep on him.
He's not as comfy as the chair.

I hope he stays off my chair in future. Stupid human.

Friend?

I was having a nap, when I heard a meow.
My ears turned, to hear where it was coming from.

I heard another meow.
Then another meow.

I jumped down from the big, comfy chair to see where the meows were coming from.

There was another cat, right in front of me - the other side of a window.
It was in my territory.

I looked at it.
I sniffed the window.
It was a male cat - like me.

I stared at him.
He stared at me.
I stared at him.
He stared at me.
I stared at him.
He stared at me.

He meowed.
I meowed back.

He blinked.
I had a scratch.
He blinked again.

I went back to my nap.

How many feets?

I know that humans are weird and put feets over their feets, but I saw something strange today.

I has four feets.
They're fluffy and they're all the same colour - black.

But I suddenly saw that my human and the female human has lots of different feets to put over their feets.

They has red feets, and brown feets, and pink feets, and white feets, and black feets, and stripey feets.

Why would they do this?
What's wrong with one set of feets, in one colour?

I like my feets.

Happy dribbling

I woke up, this morning, needing attention.

I was on the bed, with the humans, so I walked up my human and sat on his chest, looking down at his face.

I blinked at him, and purred, and he obeyed my commands by giving me face rubs, chin tickles, chest rubs, and ear scritches.
The female human joined in too.

I was so happy that I closed my eyes and smooshed my paws against my human's chest.
Then I did a little catty dribble.

My human said 'ewww, Clive!'

I opened my eyes and blinked at him.
Then I carried on smooshing his chest.

Happy.

Looking in

I understand the magic catty door now - so I can go outside.

I like to go outside.

But sometimes, once I'm outside, I miss the inside.

if this happens, I go somewhere where I can sit and look inside, while being outside.

This makes me happy.

Food confusion

I'm not sure what's happening with my food.
Sometimes my human is serving me things in jelly, and sometimes he's serving me things in gravy.
Sometimes it's all fishy things, sometimes it's all meaty things, and sometimes it's a mixture.

I like to eat all of the jelly off the jelly food, but not the actual food.

I like to eat all of the gravy food, including the chunks.

I like the fishy food more than the meaty food.

I wish my human would stick to one type though.
I has a food confusion.