A bee

I saw a bee today.

I was sat outside, staring at a plant pot, when I heard a buzzing and the bee flew over my head.
I watched it.

It flew back over my head in the other direction.
I watched it.

It flew in front of me.
I watched it.

It flew round me.
I watched it.

It flew over my head again.
I watched it.

I got bored.
I licked my tail.

Plinks

It has been a warm day.
I've been napping outside.

I was really enjoying a nap, on a chair, when I felt something
plink on my fur.

I tried to ignore it.

Then there was a plink plink on my ear.

I was comfy. I didn't want to move.

Then there was a plink on my nose.

I had to do a catty headshake.

Then lots of plinks started coming down all around me, also hitting my fur.

I was annoyed.

I got up and went inside to finish my nap.

Human reminder

Sometimes I wash myself, get a bit sleepy while I'm doing it,
and have to stop.
And sometimes I'm so sleepy that I forget to put my tongue back in my mouth.

If I'm with my human, he helps me with this.
He'll put a finger out and prod my tongue.
This reminds me that my tongue is sticking out, so I pull it back into my mouth.

My human has his uses.

Tiring

I was all cosy on my human's bed when he went out this morning, so I napped while lying on my side.

Then I turned onto the other side and had a nap.

After a while I lay on my back and napped.

I wasn't comfy, so I rolled onto my front and kept napping.

I jumped down from the bed and ate some biscuits.

Then I came back to the bed and lay on my side for another nap.

My human came home, so I meowed at him to feed me.
He fed me.

It's been a hard day.

Round and round

There is a loud whirring thing that lives behind a door.
I often see my human put things inside it, then close it, then close the door that it lives behind.

Today he forgot to close the door.

I walked over and sat next to the whirring thing.
I watched it.
It had lots of colourful things in it, and it was spinning slowly.

I kept watching it - keeping my eyes on the spinning.

Then it started spinning really fast, which made me jump.
I tried to keep my eyes on it, but it was really hard watching each spin.
I had to move my head round and round, really fast.
I had a dizzy.

I had to stop watching the whirring thing, and go and lie down.

Crinkly thing

My human was eating something, but had to take a crinkly thing off it first so he could eat it.

He dropped the crinkly thing and it fell to the floor.

I sniffed it, to see if my human was eating something nice, but it didn't smell like food I wanted.

I pawed the crinkly thing. It made a funny sound.
I liked it, so I pawed it again... and again... and again.

I batted it across the floor, then chased it.
I batted it in the other direction, then chased it.
I batted it back again, then chased it.

I like the crinkly thing.

Double attention

I've had a treat over the last few days.
I've had two humans around nearly all the time - my human, and a female human that he spends a lot of time with.


Two humans means double the attention for me.
I can lie on a bed or a soft chair, or sleep on top of the humans, and get ...

double ear-scritches

double chin-tickles

double belly-rubs

double back-scratches

double head-pats


I has a happy.
I has a double happy.