I was sitting by my favourite window - where the big, warm, white thing is - looking outside, when a strange human approached the front door.
He was covered in bright orange clothes.
He was a big orange man.
I kept watching him from the window.
My humans let him into the house.
I stared at him.
I saw he was carrying two things.
I saw my food in one of them.
Then he went.
I like the orange man.
Today I started off by sleeping on my humans' bed.
I wasn't comfy, so I went into the room with the other bed, then jumped onto it for a nap.
I got bored napping on that bed, so jumped off and came into the humans' sleeping room, and got back onto their bed.
After a mini-nap, I got down and went back to the bed in the other room.
After my sleep on that bed, I came back to my humans' bed and had a long nap there.
It's been a very tough day.
I was hungry, so I went up to my human and meowed.
I kept meowing at him.
In the end, he said 'what's wrong?' and got up from the big, comfy chair.
I ran towards the food room, to show him what was wrong.
He followed me.
I kept meowing.
I led him to my food bowl - the one with jelly-covered food in it.
I sat next to it and meowed.
My human said 'I just fed you'.
I meowed at him.
He pointed at my other bowl, and said 'you've got biscuits'
I meowed at him.
He said 'you've got biscuits'
I meowed at him.
He said 'you've got biscuits!'
I meowed at him.
He said 'biscuits!'
I went over to the biscuits bowl and started eating some.
They were nice.
My human made a huffing noise, then left the food room.
Idiot.
There's something wrong with my human.
I jumped onto the bed and walked up to his face.
He didn't move.
I headbutted his face.
He didn't move.
I pawed at his face.
He didn't move.
I pawed at his face, and left one claw out.
He moved, and made an 'ergh' sound.
I pawed him again, and he said 'piss off, Clive - I've got a hangover'.
I'm not sure what this means, and I'm hungry. I'll keep pawing his face.
My humans came home earlier, and seem really sleepy.
They went straight up to their napping room and lay down.
I followed them and jumped onto the bed.
I walked across them a few times, then curled up and snuggled in between them.
I had a warms.
We all had naps together.
Cosy.
I walked into the room with the big, comfy chair.
Not much was going on, so I walked back out again.
I walked into the food room.
Not much was going on, so I walked back out again.
I walked into the downstairs room where the humans poo.
Not much was going on, so I walked back out again.
I meowed.
I walked up the stairs.
I walked into the humans' sleeping room, but nothing was going on and no-one was there, so I walked back out again.
I walked into the upstairs room where the humans poo.
Not much was going on, so I walked back out again.
I meowed.
I walked into the other room with a bed.
I was bored of walking into rooms, so I jumped onto the bed, turned around three times, then curled up.
I had a nap.
Sometimes I struggle with my back feets.
When I'm napping, they stretch out.
If I'm sleeping on the human's bed, sometimes they stretch out too far and I have to wake up before they make me fall off.
I have the same problem when I sleep on the shelf above the big, white, warm thing - my back feets stretch out and I fall off the shelf, or have to wake up, panicking, before I fall off.
I wish my back feets would behave while I nap.
The white stuff fell from the sky this week.
It covered all of my territory.
I don't like the white stuff, as it makes my paws feel all icky, and it covers the scent of things, so I can't tell what things smell of.
I also don't like the white stuff because it's really cold. I can't sit down to do a poo outside, as it makes my bum go numb.
I've had to do poos indoors this week. I've had to do them in my box.
My human always takes them away afterwards, which I've never understood, but at least my bum stays warm.
I hope the white stuff disappears, so I can poo outside again.
