I walked into the main room that the humans sit in - the one with big, comfy chairs.
There's a big window at the end of it, and the sun was coming through - covering the whole room.
It made a big patch of warms.
I like it when this happens.
I walked over to the big patch and lay in it.
I rolled over so that my belly was up.
My belly got all the sun. It had the warms.
I like it when the sun shines on my belly.
I had a nap.
I know my humans are weird. All humans are weird.
But they did something odd, yet nice, recently.
They gave me lots of tuna, in a clean bowl... but it had a weird yellow thing in it.
They took it out and let me eat the tuna, so I was happy.
But before they did that, they set the yellow thing on fire, screeched something at me - 'happy birthday dear Cliveyyyyy' (I don't know what this means) - blew the fire out, then put the bowl of tuna on the floor.
I stared at them.
I just wanted the tuna.
Odd humans.
I was hiding behind a bush, in my territory.
I peeked out from behind it.
I thought I saw something.
I hid behind the bush again.
I peeked out from behind it again.
Something moved.
I crouched.
I wiggled my bum.
I shot out, and ran to the moving thing.
I clawed it.
I bit it.
I savaged it.
It was a tall bit of grass that had been waving in the wind.
I had a hungry.
I meowed at my human.
He ignored my protests.
I meowed louder.
He put a bowl of food out for me.
I bolted my food down.
I was happy.
I was so happy that, straight after eating, I went over to the mat by the front door and scratched it lots.
I got really excited.
Then I realised I'd only just eaten, and I was actually too excited.
I did a catty-vom on the floor.
My human came over and said 'Clive - you've just eaten!'
I blinked at him.
My human cleaned up my catty-vom, then came back to where my bowl was.
I was hungry again, as I'd just lost the food I'd eaten.
I meowed at him.
He shook his head.
I ate what was left in the bowl, then had some biscuits.
